Chanel needed to have her dress hemmed, so she called on her cigar chomping “model husband,” Hem, to help her. He had planned to go outside with his brother-in-law Stitch, but had to yield to the wishes of his sweet wife.The coin from Tiu Aurar Island shows that he’s mad as a bull! Why couldn’t Threadbare do this job, Hem lamented . . . he isn’t wearing anything anyway! The dress is to be worn at the upcoming Sewing Circle Dance. Although Hem hates to be “tied down”, his sister Lacy offered to do just that in order to get this dress just right for the formal. So please, don’t ask Hem if he’s going with his wife . . . he’ll just skirt the issue.