A back-seat driver wants to tell you what to do, and little Woody, dressed in “golf green”, is no exception. He’s seated on the back of the “driver” and already he’s giving instructions. “Keep your head down, eyes on the ball, watch your shoulders, now relax, swing easy, follow through . . .” If you do make a great shot he won’t instruct you again. (As the coin says, “This is good for one play only!”) But if you have to take a Mulligan you’ll find him right there on the back of your driver. If you hit the ball in the woods, just tell him it’s a Diamond in the Rough. The face on the club is, of course, the head of the driver. He’ll tell Woody where to get off!